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Occupation: Pop Star
Or Keith, Chris & Michael's Excellent Adventure

By David Scott

On Feb. 9, 1964, four mop-topped lads from England calling themselves the Beatles appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show. Next they skyrocketed into the cultural stratosphere.

On Dec. 19, 2005, three scruffy kids from The Claremont Colleges calling themselves We Are Scientists appeared on that same stage; this time it was the Late Show with David Letterman.

Too soon to know if a place in the pop culture pantheon awaits the trio of Keith Murray ’00 (guitar and lead vocals), Chris Cain ’99 (bass and vocals) and Michael Tapper, a ’99 graduate of Harvey Mudd (drums and vocals). However, the Scientists do present an ideal case study of the effect of four decades of evolution on the occupation of rock ’n’ roller.

I followed We Are Scientists for more than half a year via e-mail and the Web as they toured Europe and Japan as opening act for the latest “big thing”—the Arctic Monkeys. For now, however, we’re a few blocks north of Chicago’s Wrigley Field on a sweltering June evening backstage at the Metro, a 1,100-person concert venue featuring emerging modern rock bands. It’s a few hours before the third show of the band’s headlining U.S. mini-tour that will take them from Michigan to Massachusetts.

Now that I’m finally meeting the band in person, they’re lying to my face. “We lie all the time,” says Cain, noting an affinity for the time-honored pop-star tradition of manufacturing your own past. Asked what’s the biggest lie We Are Scientists tell, Murray beats Cain to the punch and answers the question with his own: “That’s the thing, we lie about things big and small. Do a hundred tiny lies add up to one big lie? We don’t know.” Cain thinks seriously about
this for a moment—clearly doing the mental math—and says, “Roughly, yeah.”

“Any time anyone asks us if we’re really scientists—to which the answer is, I think, fully selfevident—we say, ‘Absolutely!’” notes Cain, “and we create a huge mythical catalogue of important publications and achievements and assure the inquisitor that when we’re done withmusic we’re going to return full time to the sciences which direly miss us.”

This has Murray going now: the band members play off each other like the college pals they are, so he has to top Cain with his tale of the dark side of living a lie. “You know what really, really deflated me on the first day of this tour?” he asks. “Heather, one of the people in Au Revoir Simone [the trio of women who are opening for We Are Scientists] asked ‘Are you really scientists?’ not because she was really interested but it turns out she was making conversation. And I was like ‘uh, no,’ because I wasn’t going to lie to someone I was going on
tour with—and then she divulged that she currently is getting a Ph.D. in astrophysics at Columbia, and I was like ‘HA HA HO HO …. Oh, Jesus!’ That really deflated me.”

“That’s a real shot in the face,” admits Cain.

“Made me wish we had thought of a different name,” says Murray.

The banter comes to a halt.

Tall tales, flirtatious flame outs—it all helps get to the truth of an engineering major (Tapper) and two humanities guys (Murray studied international relations; Cain, English) who came to call themselves We Are Scientists and record a major label debut, With Love and Squalor, that name-checks an essay by J.D. Salinger. The album serves up a dozen tightly-wound tunes that document with a lab report’s precision the romantic and relational ups and downs of 20-something guys who clearly did their homework and still managed to make the social rounds.

Typical lyrics:

This scene is dead, but I’m still restless
An hour or so until last call, I guess.
I shouldn’t even be here, much less
Drinking myself into excess.

Twenty years of bad decisions
Haven’t taught me much at all.

Yeah we’re all about the same
A bunch of slaves to fashion
Who are tall, dark and scared
And just praying for some action.


A footnote on that fashion part: Early press on We Are Scientists cited the band’s tendency to sport shabby-chic dorm duds with a marked preference for tweed jackets and button-down sweater vests, suggesting that the Scientists were launching a new sartorial wave as rockers you could emulate without jeopardizing early admission into the Ivy of your choice. Murray denies that there’s anything calculated about the Scientists’ look—with the possible exception of Cain’s “vaguely silly” mustache.

The band’s genesis and, no doubt, fashion sense date back to their time at The
Claremont Colleges when Murray and Tapper met while playing in various campus
bands. Murray and Cain were “buds” before the music, and after graduation in 1999 moved north to Berkeley, which is where they originally formed We Are Scientists with Scott Lamb ’99. This line-up existed until Cain and Murray returned to the Pomona Arts Colony in late 2000. According to Cain, they moved because “we both had girlfriends who were still in school. …”

“WHAT?!” This sets off Murray—we’re backstage at the Metro again—who bristles at
Cain’s suggestion. “I didn’t have a girlfriend when I moved back there.”
“OK, so we both moved back for my girl,” Cain, unfazed, offers nonchalantly.

Murray is off and running with the gag now: “Yeah, I missed Chris’ girlfriend.” Cain rolls his eyes in mock long-suffering cuckoldry: “Yeah, she’s great.” 

We Are Scientists built a local reputation gigging at The Claremont Colleges and around the local Inland Empire and Los Angeles music scenes. They set out for New York once Tapper finished his master’s at Harvey Mudd, not to make it big on the music scene, it turns out, but to share a good deal on housing in Brooklyn. They continued to play as a band, but settled into that familiar after-college routine of finding those all-important if not always satisfying first jobs. “We had good jobs,” Murray corrects me. He worked for the Independent Film
Channel, and Cain took a job with an advertising firm. Tapper landed most comfortably of all at the World Bank. I have to ask if the guys put these jobs on hold as a hedge against the often fickle fate of pop success. “We cast it aside,” Cain answers with authority. Murray is more introspective, noting that the cushy jobs “went down the grinder.”

“There was an element of security in signing a five-album deal with Virgin,” Cain explains of the band’s recent major label deal. “There’s definitely enough money there to allow us to live moderately—frugally, really.”

The move to New York raised the band’s profile as they gained a local reputation for their energetic, witty live performances. First fame would find the band in the United Kingdom via Texas, however. In the spring of 2005, the band set out for the SXSW (South by Southwest) music festival in Austin. For newly emerging bands, SXSW serves roughly the same purpose as the Sundance Film Festival, garnering wider industry exposure for artists who have developed strong underground or alternative followings.

“We somehow found ourselves touted as one of the ‘must see’ unsigned bands of the festival,” Murray notes. “Why? We can’t be sure. We weren’t expecting it, and, to be honest, were totally unaware of our status as such until after our performance, when we were informed and then reminded of the situation with regularity. … Our showcase … was pretty much filled beyond capacity with industry folk, so that our friends from the Brooklyn band Oxford Collapse—with whom we’d played to exactly six people in Atkins, Ark., the night
before—couldn’t gain access to the building.”

One of the music industry “heavies” in attendance that night was veteran British disc jockey Steve Lamacq. He liked what he heard, invited the band to play live on his BBC radio show and added their songs to his play list, ensuring that “Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt,” the first cut on the demo that would become With Love and Squalor, became a hit in the UK. The deal with UK–based Virgin Records quickly followed.

When I ask if it’s safe to say that the band is “bigger” overseas than at home, Murray notes, “Not only safe to say, it’s imperative to say.” In fact, the band is well on its way to the rarified stratosphere of “pop sensation” in Britain, having already sold out 14 of the 18 shows in its upcoming fall tour. Cain has developed his own theory why the band “blew up” in England: “Well, they’re so smart, and the education system is so good. …”

And now for a post-modern pop problem: Forty years ago, if a fan had received a personal letter from Paul McCartney, her parents would have had to call the fire department to scrape her off the ceiling. For today’s Web–wired indie rock “scene queen,” it’s almost sacrilege
to follow any band if you can’t boast some personal link to one of the members. This has become a bit of a sticky wicket for We Are Scientists. The band built their original fan base from the shows in Southern California and then New York. Even during their Brooklyn days, they made the effort to return for at least one show on the Claremont campus per semester. This was, of course, before they took off in the UK and found themselves rocking David Letterman.

The band prided itself on staying in touch with its fans, but the sheer numbers associated with media exposure proved overwhelming. “It’s fair to say we no longer know most of our fans,” laments Cain. For example, the band ran an advice column on its Web site (www.wearescientists.com). “Until last summer, we responded to every single request,” he notes, “and then the big geometric uphill progression began. We were getting several a day; nowadays we get like a hundred a day or something. It’s just huge.” The same holds true for e-mails sent to the band via their site. “We still try to reply to people, but the best we can do is just sort of a peppering of responses.”

Confounding it all is the nearly simultaneous emergence of We Are Scientists’ notoriety and the electronic meeting place for the Internet generation, myspace.com, sort of an international, electronic Mall of America for today’s cyber teens. Any performer who covets cultural currency has developed his or her own myspace page (personality profile/personal ad meets DIY publicist), and the band of course has one, too. They use it to gauge their popularity the way that—oh, say, George and John—might have obsessively checked their rank on Billboard’s Top 40 chart. Murray notes that the band is up to 85,000 myspace
“friends and people” listings (user links that encourage myspacers to stockpile electronic popularity). This is not quite double the amount of fans—50,000—that are signed on to the band’s e-mail list. “I don’t know which indicates more allegiance, but my sense is that signing up for a band’s mailing list gives more of a sense of allegiance than being its friend [on myspace],” reasons Cain, and I realize that for once he’s not offering his bemused analysis in de rigueur ironic quotation marks.

Still, Cain offers wistfully, “there certainly is a loss of intimacy as you go; it’s almost so obvious as to not rate mentioning, but I would say more interestingly that it’s true these days that technologies like myspace and the Web have allowed us more of an intimacy with our fan base than we would have had 15 or 20 years ago. Like, I think our Web site is pretty much an unadulterated picture of us.”

In Beatles terms, it’s not the real Ringo, but a reasonable facsimile.

Version 2.0 is now a big deal for We Are Scientists. Their huge success overseas and moderate break-through at home earmarks their all-important sophomore album as a potential make-or-break proposition. Has the band been working up some new stuff?

“We haven’t made time to do it this entire time we’ve been on tour,” Murray admits, “and now, you know, there’s something of a creeping panic.”

Spend anytime at all with the band, however, and you soon realize that there’s absolutely no shortage of enthusiasm, energy and rock ’n’ roll–worthy zaniness. A bit comes to Murray as he talks about opening act Au Revoir Simone. Perhaps the band should call their next album Au Revoir Camus. This jape ignites Cain and Murray.

“I’m gonna text myself that right now!” Murray cries as he grabs his cell phone and taps away. “That would be the most idiotic album title ever. I love it!” Cain rolls his eyes while Murray explains that he’s been “memo-ing” himself ideas on his phone throughout their time on the road. We learn that Au Revoir Camus is text message No. 6. This, naturally, begs the 1-through-5 question. Murray bites:

No. 5: “Booger Watson.”
No. 4: “Tell your neck it’s hickey time.” (Murray: “This was actually overheard
in a bar, so I had to write it down.”)
No. 3: “We Kill Werewolves.” (Cain: “It was a title for a business.”)
No. 2: “Weeknight at Bernie’s.”

As if on cue, Murray fumbles the phone and flubs the big finish. “No. 1 represents his oldest and least evolved self,” says Cain, filling time, “so it could be really stupid. This could very well embarrass us all.”“Oh no!” Murray cries in disappointment as he recovers the phone. “No. 1 is ‘Ruby Tuesday’ because I had been intending to illegally download that Rolling Stones’ song. Actually, I now have it on my iPod. It came on somewhere, and I’m like, ‘Man I need this song,’ although I don’t need all the songs off the album.”

“Too much to wade through,” Cain concurs. “It’s like wading through syrup.” I think he’s trash talking about the Rolling Stones’ Between the Buttons album. … But Murray’s back to the text list. “Booger Watson. What could I have intended with that?”

“It’s a good name for a dog,” Cain shrugs.

Lycanthropic extermination seems a perfectly viable fallback career option, I’m thinking, so I ask Cain and Murray how long they hope that this We Are Scientists job might last.

“Ten minutes!” We all jump. The answer has come not from the band but from their British tour manager and minder Storme; her choice to burst through the door and wrap up the interview at this very moment is sterling.

“It’s hard to say at this point,” Murray says. Cain notes that the band is clearly the type to end not with a whimper but with a big, goofy Booger Watson–worthy bang once the fun has gone down the grinder. “Unless,” Murray corrects him, “at that point we’re making a million dollars a year, in which case we’ll do it until we die. …” Seems he has been studying the Rolling Stones. Cain is more pragmatic. “It’s not like there’s some huge $5 million account waiting for us to cash out when we finish or anything,” he says. “We’re pretty much going to go do another job, actually.”

Tonight’s assignment, however, is clear. We Are Scientists go out and rock the Metro like a mofo, leaving the capacity crowd screaming for more.
 
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